1 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:51,280 ♪ S' what love to see 2 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:56,040 ♪ You make my life so glamorous 3 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,160 ♪ You can't blame me for feeling 4 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,231 ♪ Amorous 5 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,880 ♪ Oh, it's wonderful 6 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,960 ♪ Marvellous 7 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:11,431 ♪ That you should care for me 8 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,920 Shall I sing another one, Mum? How about Mr Sandman? 9 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,960 That'll do, Richie. 10 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,634 You can help in the kitchen. 11 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,189 What did I tell you about your hands? 12 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,560 They liked it. 13 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,880 You fluffed the chorus. 14 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,030 It goes like this, remember? 15 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,160 JS" wonderful 16 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,480 JS" marvellous 17 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,920 ♪ You should care for me 18 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,360 ♪ It's awful nice ♪ 19 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,840 This bit - 20 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,040 ♪ S' paradise 21 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:02,910 ♪ S'whatl love to see ♪ 22 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:08,000 Those days are long gone, Ev. 23 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,150 Don't go making a spectacle. 24 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,472 Now, we need some more cocktail onions. 25 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,040 Show me again, Mum. 26 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:30,876 Ted's right, my dancing days are long gone. 27 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,680 ♪ Marvellous 28 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:43,119 ♪ That you should care for me 29 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,117 You've got wax in your ears. 30 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,871 (Approaching footsteps) 31 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,040 Is everything alright? 32 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,634 Just having a chinwag with the boy. 33 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:27,354 It's my house and it's my rules. He's got to learn. 34 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,874 Now... 35 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:52,960 ..I won't have some nancy boy embarrass this family again, you hear me? 36 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,678 You need to toughen up. 37 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,879 (Repeated blows) 38 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,518 TED: Are you not ready yet? 39 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,600 - Mm. - Zip me up? 40 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,079 (Ted laughs) 41 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,754 Only because we're running late. 42 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,355 You're still a beautiful woman. 43 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,160 EVELYN: Maybe we should stay in. 44 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,639 (Ted laughs) 45 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,997 I'm worried about Richard. 46 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,080 I checked on him. He's fine. 47 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,549 Don't you want to have fun anymore? 48 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,680 Let's go. 49 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,159 TED: That's my girl. 50 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,839 I'l go get the car. 51 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,638 (Door shuts) 52 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,159 (Door opens) 53 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,839 You take those off. 54 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,520 This is not what boys do. 55 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,000 Do you understand? 56 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,911 (Beeps horn) -EV! 57 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,239 Hurry up. 58 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,359 It's disgusting. 59 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,159 EV! 60 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,397 (Starts engine) 61 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:49,999 (Door shuts) 62 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,800 Maggie Tabberer, Model of the Year. 63 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,711 Divorced with two kids. 64 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,520 - Are you Richard Byron? - Yes. Pleased to meet you, sir. 65 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,990 Now there's one I haven't been called before. 66 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,280 My name is Christopher. 67 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:23,960 This is my favourite department store. It's very glamorous. 68 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,760 The window displays are beautiful. 69 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,840 Thank you. You know, I designed them. 70 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,360 Truly? 71 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,440 My mother says they look like postcards. 72 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:36,920 And this is the airless shoebox where we create the magic. 73 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:40,200 Welcome to the scenic department, lovey. 74 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:44,717 This is Danny, although she prefers ‘Ava.' 75 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,160 You have to start with a good base. 76 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:58,600 Then you add colour to accentuate the features. 77 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,400 Mm. You're a natural. 78 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,440 Ava? Get your bum over here. 79 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,440 I need inspiration for the spring windows. 80 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:09,600 What do you think about a European-postcard thing? 81 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,440 He's bossy. You get used to it. 82 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,592 When he calls you Ava... 83 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,712 Ava's the woman I am when I dress in drag. 84 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,719 So, you wear ladies' clothes? 85 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,200 (Whispers) And look fabulous. 86 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,760 - Where's my First Lady? - Here! 87 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,239 OK. 88 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,560 Like that. Suck it in. 89 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,039 Mm-hm. 90 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:42,279 Hold tight, hold tight. I don't need adjusting. 91 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,999 - How tight do you like it? - Tight. 92 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,154 What do you think, Richard? 93 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,550 Richard? 94 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:01,115 EVELYN: Not going to tell us about your first day? 95 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,033 You've forgotten your manners again. 96 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,558 So, how was it? 97 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,600 I got to help with the window displays. 98 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,400 Well! Lucky you. 99 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,880 I told them you said they look like postcards. 100 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:29,360 Did you? 101 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:33,274 So they're going to do a postcard theme for spring. 102 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,351 And I saw Maggie Tabberer. 103 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,080 What was she like? 104 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,071 She was so beautiful, Mum. 105 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:49,800 Everybody was watching her, and she was practising her walk. 106 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,720 What's it like? Show me. 107 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,677 - The walk? - Yes. 108 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,079 It was like... 109 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:15,000 Sometimes I wonder where all this talent comes from. 110 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,640 My mother was all sensible shoes and Hail Marys. 111 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,840 She's still waiting for the Good Lord to strike me down. 112 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,275 That's a really beautiful coat. 113 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,880 Want to try it on? 114 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,359 No. 115 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,314 Well, keep watch. 116 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,120 (Clears throat) 117 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,555 Miss Monroe's got nothing on me. 118 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,400 You sure you don't want to try it on? 119 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,913 No, I'm not like you. 120 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,440 Oh, lovey. 121 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,040 You just want to be normal. 122 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,800 I am. 123 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,279 (Tuts) 124 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,993 I can see who you are. 125 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:39,635 Come on, I want to show you something. 126 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,550 Oh. 127 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,160 It's all about the eyes. 128 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,878 That's what they want. 129 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:05,440 Remember that? It's what every man looks at. 130 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,431 It's what they want to see. 131 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,680 How do you find shoes that fit? 132 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,877 We work in a department store, lovey. 133 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,718 You look really good. 134 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,199 Your turn. 135 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,640 Honey, I'm home! 136 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,119 DANNY: Ssh! 137 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,960 (Whispers) Richard's in there. 138 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,440 Stop the presses. 139 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,954 He's going through the change. 140 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,919 ♪ NEIL SEDAKA: Oh! Carol 141 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,840 - How much longer do we give him? - As long as he needs. 142 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:15,240 He's probably torn between the soft silk and the taffeta. 143 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,160 Yeah, that'd be it. 144 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,037 - (Hums a tune) - (Chuckles) 145 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,791 (Christopher hums a tune) 146 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,757 Do I look OK? 147 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,035 You, my darling, are beautiful. 148 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,560 Don't you dare cry, Richard, you'll ruin my make-up. 149 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,640 This person cannot be called 'Richard.' 150 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,119 She... 151 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,599 ..needs a name. 152 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,590 RADIO: I ..no matter what you do 153 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,872 ♪ Oh! Carol. ♪ 154 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,672 Carol! That's a name. 155 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,320 We are taking Carol out. 156 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,799 Big step! 157 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,278 Three G and Ts, please. 158 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,513 She's so beautiful. 159 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,039 Yes, he is. 160 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,237 RICHARD: They're so confident. 161 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,880 That's what drag is, lovey - hiding in the spotlight. 162 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,040 - When are you going to get up there? - In good time. 163 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,678 Promises, promises. 164 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,633 Here we go. 165 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:12,360 Hi, I'm Mick. I don't suppose you'd like to dance? 166 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,830 - We were just about to have a drink. - She'd love to. 167 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,240 What's your name? 168 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,800 Um, Carol. 169 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,719 Carol. 170 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,078 Let me have a look at you. 171 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,033 You're a knock-out. 172 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,636 Um... No, I... 173 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,320 Come on. 174 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,630 Come on, let me feel it. 175 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,760 - I know where you're going. - Hey, stop! 176 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,637 Stop it! 177 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,720 Carol? Carol, what happened? 178 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,200 He touched me. 179 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,920 What do you think he wanted to do, play Scrabble? 180 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,878 Well, it's not right. I'm not a poofter. 181 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,511 What time do you call this? 182 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,150 - We just went dancing. - We? 183 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,914 You and your fancy new friends? 184 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,359 What is this? 185 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,800 You've been wearing make-up. 186 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,640 Outside the house? 187 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:11,080 You think it's funny? Because it's not. 188 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,720 It's not natural. 189 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,520 Well, maybe it is for me. 190 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,880 You need to stop this rubbish. You are a young man now. 191 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,560 What are people going to say? 192 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,198 You're a crap mother. 193 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,119 Richard? 194 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,792 You have no idea what I gave up for you. 195 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,280 RICHARD: What was that? 196 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,840 I married Ted to give you every opportunity. 197 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,595 You married that bastard because nobody else would have you. 198 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,080 Oh, darling. 199 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,559 They all wanted me. 200 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,480 They didn't want you. 201 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:58,758 Is that why you left me with the neighbours for ten years? 202 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,639 Go to bed. 203 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,434 You should have just left me there. 204 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,080 You stop this filthy business or get out of my house. 205 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,520 I won't have you do this to me again. 206 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,999 I won't. 207 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,514 - Oh, my records! - There's no time. 208 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,716 Thunderclouds approaching. 209 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,800 Oh, dear. 210 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,279 Hello, love. 211 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,880 What do you think you're doing? 212 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,359 Tell her, Richard. 213 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,880 Moving out. 214 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,360 EVELYN: Get inside. 215 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,160 - We should go. - You get inside, now. 216 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,320 Let him go, Ev. We're better off without him. 217 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,440 Do you really want to go off with these people? 218 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:09,320 - They're my friends. - How dare you upset your mother? 219 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,760 If you want to go, go, but don't ever come back! 220 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,240 We'll take good care of him. 221 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,040 What would you know about taking care of him? 222 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,520 More than you. 223 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,955 Come on, let's go. Get in the car. 224 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,831 CHRISTOPHER: You alright? 225 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,439 Never better. 226 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,480 Sammy? 227 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,440 I've been working on a few of my routines, 228 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,600 and I think if you give me a chance to show you... 229 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,035 Brunettes are bad for business. 230 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,600 But Sammy, Mr Lee... 231 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,989 You got no va-va-voom, kid. 232 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,880 Sammy, Ava's done her ankle. She can't go on. 233 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,360 Since when? 234 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,920 Twinkletoes got her heels caught in her pantyhose. 235 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,320 Ah, shit. 236 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,038 You've got one shot. 237 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,840 (Lip-synchs to record) ♪ Stop the things you do 238 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,640 ♪ What's up? (Laughs) 239 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,840 Jlain't lyin' 240 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,912 ♪ La-la-lyin' 241 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,800 ♪ love you 242 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,080 ♪ Ilove you, I love you 243 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:59,920 ♪ Ilove you, I love you, baby 244 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:03,560 ♪ don't care if you don't want me 245 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,800 ♪ I'm yours right now 246 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,720 ♪ puta spellon you... 247 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,120 (Needle sticks on record) ♪ Spell on you... Spell on you... ♪ 248 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,599 (Crowd boos) 249 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,759 (Record runs down) 250 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,118 Show us your donger. 251 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,440 (Chuckles) 252 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,040 Come on, show us where you hide it. 253 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,640 I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours. 254 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:40,920 Bet I'l need a magnifying glass to find it though. 255 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,833 Watson, fetch me my magnifying glass. 256 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,434 Or better still, make it a telescope. 257 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,560 I'm all woman, ladies and gentlemen - 258 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,560 36,24, 36... 259 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,756 ..and nine and a half. 260 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,920 You're much more elegant when you keep your mouth shut. 261 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:12,360 God, Sammy's going to throttle me for insulting customers. 262 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,440 - Is that right? - How was that... 263 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,080 ..enough va-va-voom for you? 264 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,200 Sammy, we hear you're opening a new club. 265 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,120 Les Girls. Yes, and we want to audition. 266 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,440 So do all the other camps in the Cross. 267 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,800 Yes, but they don't already work for you. 268 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,120 We know you. We know you expect the best. 269 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,240 And we'll do it cheap. 270 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,840 - You won't be paid until you get in. - You won't be disappointed. 271 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,120 You'd better show me something special too, like those clubs in Paris. 272 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,360 Oh, we will. We're going to knock you on your arse. 273 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,840 Your bum. 274 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,760 Don't thank me yet. 275 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,080 You haven't met Sheila Cruz. 276 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,480 Ready, ladies? A five, six, here we go. 277 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,280 A one, two, three, four. 278 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,160 Shoo the ducks, shoo the ducks. 279 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,200 Kick to Kellett Street. 280 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,200 Next group. And a one, two, three, four. 281 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,520 Shoo the ducks, shoo the ducks. 282 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,280 Good. 283 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,680 And like a gazelle. 284 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,840 Light and graceful. 285 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,400 Gazelle, dear. 286 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,200 Gazelle, not hippo. 287 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,157 Oh, never mind. Next one. 288 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,960 Oh, my God. She hates me. 289 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,280 Here we go. 290 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,320 Ah, now. 291 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,600 This is a gazelle. 292 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,400 Gazelle? More like a baby giraffe. 293 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,200 DANNY: That's little Miss Peggy Perfect. 294 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,760 And OK, into the grapevine. Come on! 295 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,400 Starting slow. 296 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,560 And a one. And two. 297 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,600 And one. And two. 298 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,880 Her, pass for a girl? 299 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,360 Wouldn't have thought so. 300 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,159 She's a country kid in a bad panto wig. 301 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,079 Stop! 302 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,400 - Problem? - No, Miss Cruz. 303 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,677 No problem. We were just helping... 304 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,035 - Peggy. - Peggy. 305 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,273 Five, six, seven, eight. 306 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,755 Loosen the shoulder without losing the line. 307 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,320 Where'd you dig up the big-mouth brunette? 308 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,755 I know - moment of weakness. 309 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:46,477 You're shifting your weight too early. It's on four. 310 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,640 Shoo the ducks, shoo the ducks. 311 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,960 One, two, three. 312 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,439 Four. 313 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,360 Have you got it in for me? 314 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,476 Oh, you think I was too hard on you. 315 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,080 - You know why? -'Cause I'm a hippo? 316 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,674 No, because your attitude stinks. 317 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,080 Picking on another girl? Whew! 318 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,400 You wouldn't do that if you weren't scared. 319 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,277 What are you scared of? 320 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,200 I really want this, Miss Cruz. 321 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,800 - Why? - Because I want to dance. 322 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,520 No. 323 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,400 You want them to love you! 324 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,320 Hm? 325 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,800 The stage is our boudoir. 326 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,440 The audience, our lover. 327 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:43,718 Do it right, and it will be the most enduring love affair. 328 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,397 What if I'm not good enough? 329 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,760 If you give them everything - 330 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,360 your imagination, your body, 331 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,749 your beautiful face... 332 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,111 ..you can be anything you want up here, hm? 333 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,840 But lose the smart mouth at rehearsals. 334 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,800 Yes, Miss. 335 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,400 And do something about that voice. 336 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,357 Yes, Miss Cruz. 337 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,959 Sheila. 338 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:38,320 He has asked me to stay again tonight. 339 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,840 I think he's the one. 340 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,798 - You be careful with that one. - I'll be alright. 341 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,400 You're writing to your mother again. 342 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,879 Mm-hm. 343 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,800 We could go and visit her. I'l go with you. 344 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,996 It's a bit late for that. 345 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,480 I know you miss her. 346 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,760 OK, you go have a lovely night. 347 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,800 - Love you. - Miss you. 348 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,791 Mean it! 349 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,360 Legs. 350 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,839 Angelo. 351 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,479 (Phone rings) 352 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,279 Hello? 353 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,352 Mum? It's me. 354 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,313 Richard? 355 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,196 I wanted to let you know I'm OK. 356 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,759 Mum? 357 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,840 In two years, all I get is a handful of postcards, 358 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,751 now you want to talk. 359 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,760 I called because I want to let you know I'm going to be in a show. 360 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,991 It's a cabaret. It's not definite, but... 361 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,960 I thought, if I get it, you might like to come. 362 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,840 What's that? I can barely hear you. 363 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,880 Are you having a party? 364 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,951 You know Ted. 365 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,749 Look, now's not the best time. 366 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,834 How about tomorrow, then - lunch, my shout? 367 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,559 Maybe next week. 368 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,159 I'l let you know. 369 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,719 Lovely dress. 370 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,354 Thank you. I made it myself. 371 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,000 Richard? 372 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,479 Mum. 373 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,800 - I have to go. - Mum, come on. 374 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,200 - Let me go, Richard. - Please, let me explain. 375 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,680 - Mum? - Don't you dare! 376 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,720 Don't you dare call me that. 377 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,190 You're not my son, not like this. 378 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,479 You need help. 379 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,960 - I didn't come here to fight. - Didn't you? 380 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,191 No, I came here to show you who I really am. 381 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,840 Mum, this is who I've always been on the inside. 382 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,320 You know I was never like the other boys. 383 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,320 This is not my fault. 384 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,840 I'm not blaming you. 385 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,160 We play the hand we're dealt, Richard. 386 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,400 Yes, that's right, and Richard wasn't me. 387 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,550 This is me. This is right. 388 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,273 My name is Carol. 389 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,599 I don't want this for you. 390 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,400 No, you don't want this for you. 391 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:28,439 You play dress-ups and make-believe all you like... 392 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,194 but you'll never be a real woman. 393 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,240 It's not polite to stare. 394 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,960 You can talk. 395 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,760 It is strictly look but don't touch. 396 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,360 I was hoping he wasn't one of yours. 397 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,840 ‘Cause yours is so different than mine? 398 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,440 I like the manly type. 399 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,480 He's a gold-digger, Carol. 400 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,560 Even if he did like boys, you couldn't afford him, darling. 401 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,840 Why aren't you two watching? 402 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,760 - Who? - Cochinelle. 403 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,876 She's had the... 404 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,240 ♪ We go, boom-biddy-boom biddy-boom-biddy-boom 405 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,040 ♪ Biddy-boom-biddy-boom biddy-boom, boom, boom 406 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,640 ♪ Boom-biddy-boom Biddy-boom-biddy-boom 407 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,760 ♪ Goodness, gracious ♪ How audacious 408 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,240 ♪ Goodness, gracious ♪ How flirtatious 409 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,640 ♪ Goodness, gracious! ♪ ltis me 410 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,960 Jltis you? I lam sorry - itis us 411 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,439 JARS 412 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,880 She used to be a man? 413 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:53,000 They say she's famous in Europe, and you have to see it to believe it. 414 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,960 - Come on, then. - What? We can't. 415 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,439 - Come on. - Carol! 416 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,800 Excuse me, Miss Cochinelle? 417 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,400 Yes? 418 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,760 I'm so sorry. 419 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,640 My friends... We wanted to meet you. 420 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,080 You are too sweet. 421 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,200 You like Natalie Wood too, non? 422 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,160 Such elegance, she has. 423 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,357 Is it true, about the operation? 424 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,560 You want to see my foufoune? 425 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,920 - You'll show us? - Of course. 426 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,355 I am French. 427 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:51,160 Did you see how real it looked? It was like she was born with it. 428 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,880 No-one would know she wasn't the real thing. 429 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,510 Imagine Angelo if you came home with a foufoune like that. 430 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,400 - Lovey! - What? 431 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,960 You're not actually thinking of having the op? 432 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,160 - I would! - You heard what happened to Sheena. 433 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,120 She died on the table in Cairo. 434 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,400 But it is something to start thinking about 435 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,120 if they ever start doing it here. 436 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,600 Not me. No way. 437 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,600 I'd have the hormones over the op. It's less risky. 438 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,840 ♪ You're sitting there wondering what it's all about... ♪ 439 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,354 (Police whistle) - Run, run! Go! 440 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,360 You, with me. I have some questions. 441 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,839 Get away from me! 442 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,320 She's new. 443 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,799 Let her go. 444 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,879 Take me. I'm more experienced. 445 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,080 - No! - Stay right here. I'm OK. 446 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,120 - No, Ava, please! -I'm OK. 447 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,080 No. Get away from her! 448 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,320 I'm OK. I'm OK! 449 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,799 (Ripping fabric) 450 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,680 - He won't get away with this. - Ssh! 451 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,310 Lovey, it's done. Just let it go. 452 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,159 All stand. 453 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,318 Be seated. 454 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,031 Call Richard Byron. 455 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,239 Mr Byron... 456 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,078 ..are you represented? 457 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,600 No, Your Worship. 458 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,240 I asked you a question. 459 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,360 No, Your Worship. 460 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,360 You were charged with committing an indecent act in public. 461 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,112 How do you plead? 462 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,440 Not guilty, Your Worship. 463 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,920 I beg your pardon? 464 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,036 Not guilty, Your Worship. 465 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,280 Which part of the charge do you not understand? 466 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,759 Any of it. 467 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,840 You do understand that a custodial sentence 468 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,118 would not be a pleasant experience for someone like you? 469 00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:01,040 How is you, sitting up there in your wig and robe, 470 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:05,318 any different to us, sitting here in ours? 471 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,872 Charges dismissed. You're free to go... 472 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,559 ..Miss Byron. 473 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,560 RICHARD: Here it is. 474 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,040 DANNY: What a dive. 475 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,240 When they start handing out hormones at The Sebel, no questions asked, 476 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,720 we'll go there. 477 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,880 - Now come on, we're late. - Stop pressuring me! 478 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,840 You can buy tits and all the make-up you want, but we're still going to be... 479 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,320 us. 480 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,920 I'm sorry. I didn't mean... 481 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,680 Lovey, I just don't want us to rush into anything. 482 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,280 I thought you wanted a knock-out pair of boobs? 483 00:37:54,280 --> 00:38:00,834 Listen to me - we can start making the outside match how we feel on the inside. 484 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,800 I just don't know if I can go through with it all - 485 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,080 the hormones, the operation. 486 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,640 Darling, if you can't do it, no-one can. 487 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,597 Now, come on. 488 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,311 I promise mine won't be bigger than yours. 489 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,680 Here we go. 490 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,040 And right, two, three, four, five, six. 491 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,600 Again. One, two, three, four, five. 492 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,960 Forward and present. 493 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,920 And smile. 494 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,000 Only a few days to go. Let's get it right. 495 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,720 Gazelle. 496 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:48,360 And gazelle. 497 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:54,160 Alright. Everyone else, just focus. Concentrate. 498 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,200 Oh, lovey. It's the hormones. Ahem. 499 00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,360 - Did you hear that? - Very nice! 500 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,839 I'm a lady, I am. 501 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,710 One, two. One, two, three. 502 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,240 And position. 503 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,480 And step, kick. Step, kick. Up. 504 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,960 Hold it. 505 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,792 Hold. 506 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,559 And release. 507 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,480 Nice. Not bad. 508 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,200 He's in a foul mood. 509 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,680 I have made you a thing of spectacular beauty. 510 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,720 I think it's a great day for final auditions. 511 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,840 - At least you're definitely in. - You will be too, for sure. 512 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,360 Carol! 513 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,080 You still taking those pills? Doesn't look like it. 514 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,960 I'am! I'm just a late bloomer. 515 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,880 Keep at it. You know Sammy - he likes the real deal. 516 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,720 - Carol, where are you? - What happened? 517 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,200 - Oh, God. - You got cut? 518 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,880 - Carol, you're up. Hurry up! - Yeah, OK! 519 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,480 You go out there and you be fantastic. 520 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,551 You're perfect. 521 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,398 Carol, hurry up! 522 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,160 JS" wonderful 523 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,151 JS" marvellous 524 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,471 ♪ That you should care for me 525 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,037 ♪ awful nice 526 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,838 ♪ S' paradise 527 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:46,398 ♪ t's what I love to see 528 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:56,840 ♪ You've made my life so glamorous 529 00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:04,240 ♪ You can't blame me for feeling amorous... ♪ 530 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,720 How do you like them, Sammy? 531 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,760 JS" wonderful 532 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,320 JS" marvellous... ♪ 533 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,675 Alright, kill it! I've heard enough. 534 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,600 What would you call yourself? 535 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,600 Carol Lee? 536 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,080 Well, that'd get them in. 537 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,480 Something foreign, exotic. 538 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,120 Mona. Trixie. 539 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,396 - Fifi. - I'm not a bloody poodle. 540 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,679 Carlotta. 541 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,280 Perfect. 542 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,440 (Phone rings) -SolI'min? 543 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,720 Yeah, kid, you're in... 544 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,552 Carlotta. 545 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,600 Thank you! Thank you so much, Sammy! 546 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,800 Carol! 547 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,279 Who is it? 548 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,119 Mum? 549 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,038 Mum? Mum, Mum? 550 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,840 - Operator. - Yeah, hello. 551 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,600 I need an ambulance for my mum. She's taken pills. 552 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,680 - What pills has she taken? - Aspirin. She's taken aspirin. 553 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,280 - How many? - Hang on, she's awake. 554 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,160 Mum? 555 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,600 Mum, how many pills did you take? 556 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,440 - Oh, Richard! - Mum, how many pills? 557 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,795 Oh, I don't know. Three? 558 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,359 Maybe four. 559 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,480 She says, three, maybe four. 560 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,552 Um, yes, [ will. I'm so sorry. Thank you. 561 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,077 Ted's left me. 562 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,240 Good bloody riddance. 563 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:04,600 I can't be alone. 564 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,876 What am I going to do, Richard? 565 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,958 Why did you do all this? 566 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,840 I told you to stop. 567 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,992 Now he's gone, and what have I got? 568 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,360 "The owner, nightclub impresario Sammy Lee... 569 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,680 Impresario? He'll love that. 570 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,240 "denied the new venue broke public-decency laws, 571 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,200 but church groups have urged the Police Commissioner to act.' 572 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,350 We could get arrested again. 573 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,720 - What's happened? - Nothing, I just slipped in the bath. 574 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,280 Oh, my God, love. 575 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,440 Better not let Sammy see you. 576 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,880 - Can you goon? - Everyone, stop fussing. 577 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,520 Bloody Angelo. I'll throttle him! 578 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,520 Carol, it's not his fault. I just got on his nerves. 579 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,520 By doing what, breathing? 580 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:11,754 What are you all standing around for? It's opening night! Move your arses! 581 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,600 Ladies, you've got talent. 582 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,434 Now get out there and bloody well use it. 583 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,358 No excuses. 584 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,480 - What if they shut us down? - Better still, what if they hate us? 585 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,391 They're going to love us. 586 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:49,640 The most beautiful girls in Sydney, but are they really girls at all? 587 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,631 (Whistling and cheering) 588 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,880 ♪ Les girls, les girls 589 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,720 ♪ Ah, comme je les aime 590 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,440 ♪ How he loves the girls 591 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,640 ♪ Les girls, les girls 592 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,440 ♪ Je les trouve suprémes 593 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,120 and He worships the girls 594 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,520 ♪ De la plante des pieds a la racine des cheveux 595 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,800 ♪ From the tips of their toes up to their curls 596 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,640 ♪ Formidable! J'adore, mais oui 597 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,156 ♪ And most of all, me! ♪ Les girls 598 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,152 Les girls 599 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,954 ♪ Girls 600 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:02,720 ♪ Oh, what charms they disclose 601 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:06,960 ♪ From their hats to their hose 602 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,920 ♪ From the tips of their toes 603 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,640 ♪ Up to their curls 604 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,520 ♪ simply adore 605 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,880 ♪ And every day more 606 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,952 Les girls 607 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:29,032 Les girls 608 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:35,911 Jlesgirls. ♪ 609 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,240 Excuse me. 610 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:24,719 Drink? 611 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,680 You know what I like. 612 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:32,719 I know almost everything about you, Carlotta. 613 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:59,200 Who wants vanilla, when there are so many other flavours to try? 614 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,280 OK. 615 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,759 Smiles. 616 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,359 And big smile. 617 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,631 Thank you. Thanks, girls. 618 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,920 That was lovely. Thank you. 619 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:23,000 - I've been thinking about the finale. - I'm not paying you to think. 620 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,360 Peggy's solo is really not setting the room on fire. 621 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,840 She's good. 622 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:34,360 But I'm the one they're writing about. I'm getting you bums on seats. 623 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,520 I'm not paying you any extra. 624 00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,999 Of course not. 625 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,437 So what did you have in mind? 626 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,000 ♪ The minute you walked in the joint 627 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,280 ♪ I could see you were a man of distinction 628 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,800 ♪ A real big spender 629 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,320 ♪ Good-looking, so refined 630 00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:01,720 ♪ Say, wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind? 631 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,800 ♪ Let me get right to the point 632 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:09,400 ♪ don't pop my cork for every man I see 633 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,233 ♪ Hey, big spender 634 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:16,720 ♪ Hey, big spender 635 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:20,320 ♪ Hey! Big spender 636 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:30,435 ♪ Spend a little time with me. 637 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,709 (Applause and cheering) 638 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,800 I still don't know why you're paying his tab. 639 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,760 What can I say? We've so much in common. 640 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,513 Lance loves spending money and I love making it. 641 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,350 Just order me a martini. 642 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,520 Why do you let him do this to you? 643 00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,194 Why do you put up with Lance spending your money? 644 00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,470 The things we do for love, eh? 645 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,360 You know what? Let's go. I don't feel like a drink. 646 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,839 Since when? 647 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,959 Carol... 648 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,830 Hi. Who's this? 649 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,952 - This is Mary. - I'm Lance's fiancée. 650 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,240 Carlotta works for a friend of mine. 651 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,840 Well, it's lovely to meet you. 652 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,320 You too. 653 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,630 Will you excuse me for a moment? 654 00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:45,753 I'm going to the bar. 655 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:59,280 So, when is the big day? My invitation must have got lost in the mail. 656 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,440 We had fun, Carlotta. 657 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:05,640 Let's not pretend it was ever going to be more than that. 658 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,517 Fun, fun, fun. That's me. 659 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,514 Mary doesn't know about us, so... 660 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,520 Don't worry. 661 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:21,600 I won't tell her what a lying, cheating gold-digger you really are. 662 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:26,037 She looks smart. She'll probably figure that out herself. 663 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:40,680 They're much more interested in, you know, my going to bed with someone 664 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:46,040 or my having VD or my getting a divorce than they are in the actual issues 665 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,560 which I've come here to... 666 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,039 EVELYN: Bra burners. 667 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,160 He married her, you know. 668 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,760 What, Germaine Greer got married? 669 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,120 No, Ted and his floozy. 670 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,680 Do we have to talk about bloody Ted again? 671 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,120 He was good to us. 672 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,999 No, not to me, he wasn't. He was a prick. 673 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,960 Abit of discipline never hurt anyone. 674 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,473 (Changes channels) 675 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,479 So, did you... 676 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:35,200 ..did you see they might start doing the op at the Prince of Wales? 677 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,080 This one's got no idea. 678 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,680 Well, I fancy the convict story. 679 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:45,151 I was thinking about having tt, the change. 680 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:50,836 How do they get on these game shows? That's what I want to know. 681 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,040 Now I won't know who won. 682 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,678 You heard what I said. 683 00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,560 I don't understand why you'd butcher yourself like that. 684 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,359 Everything about me is female... 685 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,157 everything except... 686 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,837 OK, you can get dressed. 687 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:22,439 The electrodes measure genital reaction to stimuli. 688 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,480 Could you put these on, please? 689 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,200 We need to know how you'll adapt post-surgery. 690 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,840 You know what I do for a living. 691 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,560 How was that? 692 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,791 (Shoes clatter) - Womanly enough for you? 693 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,399 (Door slams) 694 00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:29,719 (Knock at door) 695 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,238 He dumped me. 696 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,199 (Phone rings) 697 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,920 It'll be Sammy, calling to sack me. 698 00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,399 Let him bloody try. 699 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,159 Hello? 700 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,759 Yes, this is Carol. 701 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,840 I... Thank you. Yes. 702 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,320 Yep. 703 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,799 Goodbye. 704 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,759 Carol? 705 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,716 They're letting me have it... 706 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,319 ..the operation. 707 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,720 Lovey, are you OK? You don't look OK. 708 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:59,320 You know, it's not too late to back out. 709 00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,000 - Why would I do that? - You know why. 710 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,957 You might not wake up. 711 00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:10,310 Yeah, but I'll die a real woman. 712 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,480 Can you believe it? 713 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,080 It's amazing. 714 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,071 I've got to get the bubbly! 715 00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,319 Woo! 716 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:26,920 MAN: Carol, I want you to count backwards from ten for me. 717 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,320 CAROL: 10, 9, 718 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,200 8,7, 719 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,960 6 720 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,280 5, 721 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,715 4. 722 00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,720 Carol. 723 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:48,720 Oh, lovey. Are you in pain? 724 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:51,000 No. Ah, no. 725 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,520 Hello. 726 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:56,000 It's not that bad. Actually, it's fantastic. 727 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,720 You want to see? 728 00:56:57,720 --> 00:57:00,760 I'm sure it's a jewel, Carol. 729 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,920 Itis so worth it. 730 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,800 Darling, it's going to be exactly the same for you. 731 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:12,680 What's wrong, have those hormone pills got you off-colour again? 732 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,680 No, I stopped taking them. 733 00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,880 It just wasn't for me. 734 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,360 Well, you can't chicken out now. 735 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,160 It's not what I want. 736 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,120 You want people to see you as a freak for the rest of your life? 737 00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,760 - Because that's how they're going to... - Carol. 738 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,320 - Oh, my God. - Pegs! 739 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,200 You are even more famous. 740 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,680 What? 741 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,400 ‘Balmain boy becomes beauty.' 742 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,080 I said, no press. 743 00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,600 - Photographers. - Oh, hello (!) 744 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,600 Nurse, can we get someone in here, please? 745 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,520 Bye-bye, boys. 746 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,000 Nurse! 747 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,479 Smile, love! 748 00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,558 PEGGY: You can't hide forever. 749 00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,160 Watch me. 750 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,676 You sound like you're premenstrual, Carol. 751 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:10,360 - Where's Ava? - Probably sleeping one off. 752 00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,600 You can't tell me you haven't noticed the bender she's been on. 753 00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:16,160 She enjoys a martini. We all do. 754 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,639 (Knock at door) 755 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,919 No, let me get it. 756 00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,120 What's really going on with Ava? 757 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:34,440 Angelo has shacked up with some stripper from The Pink Pussycat. 758 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:35,919 God, he's a prick. 759 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,113 Who is it? 760 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:04,520 I had to read about it in the paper. 761 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,399 It happened quite suddenly, in the end. 762 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:13,640 They said it takes over a year, what with all the testing. 763 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,632 Yes. Well, I did try to tell you. 764 00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:23,560 All the neighbours are talking about it. How do you think that makes me feel? 765 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,518 Oh. Like it's the end of the world. 766 00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:31,960 We are who we are, Richard. People don't change. 767 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,678 Don't know about that. 768 00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,840 If you're so proud of yourself, why are you cooped up in here? 769 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,231 Don't worry, I'll keep your cheques coming. 770 00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:54,840 You don't know what it's like, everyone knowing my business. 771 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,480 Now you're worried about what people think! 772 00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:01,400 I thought you'd like it - your name in the paper, everyone talking about you. 773 01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,676 No, I don't. Not like this, no. 774 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:09,038 You've always made the most of your opportunities, Richard. 775 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,837 Why let this one pass you by? 776 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,160 Just hold it, and milk the applause. 777 01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:23,280 Look out, jealous bitches. I'm back! 778 01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:28,200 ♪ Oh! The old grey mare she ain't what she used to be 779 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,960 ♪ Ain't what she used to be Ain't what she used to be. 780 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,400 - Welcome back, lovey. - Thank you. 781 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,880 So does it work? 782 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:39,240 Mm. Every bloody night. Ask the neighbours. 783 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,520 - Come on, show us. - Rack off. 784 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,000 She's gone all shy. 785 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,520 Come on, Carol. I promise to keep my eyes open. 786 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:48,831 Righto. Well, if I have to, I have to, right? 787 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:55,320 As much as I love celebrating Carol's gorgeous new vag, 788 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,551 it's 30 minutes to show, ladies and gents. 789 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,510 - Germaine would be proud, Carol. - Thank you. 790 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,479 (Sighs) 791 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,320 CAROL: Is she going home? 792 01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,760 Oh, she's done that every night. 793 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:33,200 STEFAN: You alright to cover, Pegs love? 794 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,510 PEGGY: Yep, no wucking furries. 795 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,360 Ava? 796 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,320 You in here, lovey? 797 01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:50,799 Ava? 798 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,190 Ava? Shit! 799 01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,840 Oh, no. No! 800 01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,520 No, lovey! Wake up. 801 01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,800 No! Don't you do this to me! 802 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,360 You wake up. Wake up! 803 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,200 Wake up! No! 804 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,157 No, Aval 805 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:09,430 Please wake up, Ava. Wake up! 806 01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,671 (Continues screaming) 807 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:56,119 Mate, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. 808 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,960 - Can you believe it? - What? 809 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,840 I can't hear a word over these Neanderthals. 810 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,280 Dick Emery's manager saw me and Selina in Newcastle 811 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:10,240 and offered us a tour in London - five weeks, a year if it goes well. 812 01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:14,680 - That's good for you, darling. - Well, he wants a trio. 813 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:17,080 So, come with us? 814 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,559 Please say yes. 815 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,520 Sure. What else have I got going? 816 01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:25,194 Yes! This is going to be incredible. 817 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:31,960 - Cute. - Drunk. 818 01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:33,553 Coming over. 819 01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,120 Hi. 820 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:39,600 I'm Peter. 821 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,080 Save it, handsome. 822 01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:44,080 Oh, so you think I'm handsome? 823 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,960 Alright, alright. Um... 824 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:49,840 ..how about I buy you ladies a drink, then I'll leave you alone? 825 01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:53,560 You'd better be buying. Carol hasn't bought a drink since 1963. 826 01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:57,080 - Jimmy! - Actually, not for me. 827 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,720 Call me tomorrow. 828 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,631 Bye, Peter. 829 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:03,999 Seevya. 830 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:13,115 Well, it was a pleasure to almost meet you, Carol. 831 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,912 Alright, one drink. 832 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,437 What are you doing in there? 833 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,360 You don't need any of that. 834 01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,640 We'll see if you think that in the morning... 835 01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,360 If I let you hang around that long. 836 01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,351 Beautiful and bossy. 837 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:09,591 Do you want a nightcap? I've got some Scotch. 838 01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:23,719 You're nervous. 839 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:28,840 I'm not. 840 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,309 You're up yourself. 841 01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:20,000 Oh, my God! We've known each other, what, five minutes? 842 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,000 Hey, she's going to love you. 843 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,480 Why wouldn't she? 844 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,240 (Doorbell) 845 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:28,000 Oh, here you are! 846 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,840 - Hello, Mrs Doran. - Oh, sweetheart! 847 01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:33,440 You can call me Faye. Come through. 848 01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:37,840 Peter hasn't stopped talking about you, and I can see why. 849 01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,320 - Hey, guys. - Hey! 850 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:42,000 - Hello, hi. - This is my sister, Jane, 851 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,920 and this is her husband, Daryl. 852 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,120 - Nice to meet you, Daryl. - Hi. How are you going? 853 01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:48,440 CHILD: You have to play with me. 854 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,680 I guess he has to, then. 855 01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:52,880 - Moselle, Carol? - Yes, thank you. 856 01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:56,160 Peter tells me you're a dancer. Anything I would have seen you in? 857 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:59,720 - No. It's just chorus stuff, mainly. - Oh, nice. 858 01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:01,916 Aunt Carol, you have to come and play. 859 01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:05,400 What are we playing? 860 01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,880 CHILD: Monopoly. 861 01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,480 You two would make beautiful kids. 862 01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,080 Mum! Stop it. 863 01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:12,920 I'm allowed! Come on. 864 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,400 Are you serious? 865 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:16,920 Mum, don't scare her off. 866 01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,680 Leave her alone. 867 01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,000 It's so nice to meet you at last. 868 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,360 It's lovely to meet you too. Cheers. 869 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:27,600 Well, it's happened. This morning, Prince Charles has a new wife. 870 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,840 How do you feel about camping this Easter? 871 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,760 Camping? 872 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,592 - Yeah. -Inatent? 873 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:40,470 One weekend without hot rollers won't kill you. It'd be good practice. 874 01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:45,000 Practice for what? 875 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,479 For next Easter... 876 01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:51,040 ..and the one after that... 877 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,920 ..and the one after that. 878 01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,800 We won't be around that long. 879 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,280 How do you know? 880 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,669 I just know. 881 01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:09,718 Why do you do this? 882 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:17,918 Because I know what's going to happen when you find out. 883 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,595 Have you been with someone else? 884 01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:26,438 I'm the lead dancer... 885 01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:29,790 in a show called Les Girls. 886 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,718 You know the Les Girls? 887 01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:36,719 Aw, shit. 888 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,000 Oh, shit! 889 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,680 I'm Carlotta. 890 01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:45,640 No, no, no. That's not possible. 891 01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,120 No, I've... 892 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:48,758 I've been inside you. 893 01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:53,396 You're a woman. I know you are. 894 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:56,720 Yeah, I am. 895 01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:58,552 Now, I am. 896 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:02,360 I'm sorry. 897 01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:03,839 Oh... 898 01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,113 I'm in love with you. 899 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:26,840 Come on, we are going to paint the town red. I am so excited. 900 01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,360 Your sympathy is overwhelming. 901 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:31,120 Easy come, easy go. 902 01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,760 London, here we come. 903 01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,239 SAMMY: Where are they? 904 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:39,595 Somebody told Sammy about the two of you leaving. 905 01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:43,440 What's all this about you pissing off? 906 01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:48,400 We got a better offer, so consider this your four weeks' notice. 907 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,440 After all I've done for you. 908 01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:52,440 You work us like dogs for every bloody cent, 909 01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:56,480 and we're supposed to be, what, eternally thankful? 910 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:58,600 You ungrateful poofter. 911 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,079 Oh, yeah? 912 01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:04,194 And what are you going to do about it? 913 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:16,550 Remind me never to get on your bad side, Carol. 914 01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:29,480 ♪ The music played and people sang 915 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:34,031 ♪ Just for me, the church bells rang 916 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:47,715 ♪ Now he's gone, I don't know why 917 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:53,800 ♪ Until this day, sometimes I cry 918 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:56,080 ♪ He didn't even say goodbye 919 01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:59,040 ♪ He didn't take the time to lie 920 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:03,320 ♪ Bang, bang, he shot me down 921 01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:06,200 ♪ Bang, bang, I hit the ground 922 01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,160 ♪ Bang, bang 923 01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:11,280 ♪ That awful sound 924 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:13,800 ♪ Bang, bang 925 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:20,720 ♪ My baby shot me down. 926 01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:24,640 London, Carol. Do you want to give up everything for him? 927 01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:28,235 - Letgo. - You pull out, the tour will fall over. 928 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:36,920 Peter! 929 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:40,200 Hey, Pete, wait. Please. Can we just talk? 930 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,920 - There's nothing to talk about. - You're here, aren't you? 931 01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,920 Yeah. Well, I needed to see for myself. 932 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,000 And? 933 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,440 And I'm not that guy. 934 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:53,193 I'm not into blokes. 935 01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:57,719 I'm a woman, Peter. 936 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,159 It's still me. 937 01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:06,915 Who I was before doesn't matter. 938 01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:13,880 You listen to me. 939 01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:18,351 The way you love me, I've never had that before. 940 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:22,598 That's all I've ever wanted. 941 01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:26,270 And... 942 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:31,680 I'm still the same woman you fell in love with. 943 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,353 It's still me. 944 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,199 Please. 945 01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,478 I'll even go camping. 946 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,200 I'll go camping. 947 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,191 I will squat over a hole... 948 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:50,079 the works. 949 01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:01,399 (Door opens) 950 01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:07,760 Hey. 951 01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:09,240 Hello. 952 01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:13,360 There's another return-to-sender from Peggy there. 953 01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:16,680 She's not forgiving or forgetting, is she? 954 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,591 You are home early... 955 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:24,320 and dirty. 956 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:27,520 - Fancy anything special for tea? - I'm not fussy. What's in the box? 957 01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,920 Nothing, just junk. Some old photos. 958 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,400 - Give me a look. - No. 959 01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:32,880 - Hey! - Come on! 960 01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,400 - Peter! -Letme... 961 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:36,400 Don't be an arsehole! Hey! 962 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:37,760 - Carol... - No! 963 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:38,920 It's OK. 964 01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:41,389 I don't want you looking at that, please. 965 01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,920 Is that you? 966 01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:50,400 I was being serious 967 01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:54,394 when I said I don't want you looking at that. It's disgusting. 968 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:56,879 Hey. 969 01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:00,160 Hey! 970 01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,520 - It's OK. - Thank you. 971 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:04,000 It's OK. 972 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,958 I don't want to remember that anymore. 973 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,160 Carol? 974 01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:14,320 - What? - Listen to me. 975 01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:15,799 What? 976 01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:18,839 Marry me. 977 01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:28,999 Don't be stupid. 978 01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:32,560 Come on, be my wife. 979 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,720 You know it's not even legal. 980 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:38,111 - It wouldn't mean anything. - lt would to me. 981 01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:45,840 You realise we'd be lying to everybody we know - 982 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,638 your mother, everyone? 983 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,079 Hey! 984 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:53,879 Be my wife. 985 01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:02,071 My God, you're being serious, aren't you? 986 01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:13,873 Can you ask me again? 987 01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:18,719 Marry me. 988 01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:29,920 I know you didn't want a fuss, but since your mum couldn't be here, 989 01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:33,880 my mother gave me this on my wedding day. 990 01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:36,560 Oh, no, Faye. I can't. It's too much. 991 01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:39,000 And said it was too much. 992 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:42,880 And one day you'll pass it down to your daughter... 993 01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:47,111 ..or daughter-in-law... 994 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,920 ..and she'll say it's too much, 995 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:55,390 and you will say, 'You're my daughter... 996 01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:58,839 and! love you.' 997 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,079 Thank you. 998 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:08,680 Something old. 999 01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:10,159 It's beautiful. 1000 01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:24,836 Do you take this man to be your husband? 1001 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:27,672 I do. 1002 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:33,800 And do you take this beautiful woman to be your wife? 1003 01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:37,430 Yes, I do take this beautiful woman to be my wife. 1004 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,791 ♪ Jingle Bell Rock 1005 01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,280 Come here. 1006 01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:20,113 I want to dance with my beautiful wife. 1007 01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:25,040 Do you miss it? 1008 01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:26,520 No. 1009 01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,480 Would going back to work make you happy? 1010 01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:30,959 You make me happy. 1011 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:34,439 Is it enough? 1012 01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:47,160 ♪ What a bright time It's the right time 1013 01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:50,280 ♪ To rock the night away... ♪ 1014 01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:52,480 I told you, I don't want it! 1015 01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:56,400 Fine. Die of bloody heatstroke, then. See fl care. 1016 01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:58,198 Don't be melodramatic. 1017 01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:04,440 Nothing is ever good enough for you, is it? You love putting me down. 1018 01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:06,480 Because you're a show-off! 1019 01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:08,640 I'm a show-off? 1020 01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:12,840 Ever since you started with your little-wife routine. 1021 01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:15,120 Now you drag that thing in here 1022 01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:18,000 for all the neighbours to see how well you've done for yourself. 1023 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,280 You're jealous! You are. 1024 01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:24,680 When have you ever stood up for me about anything, ever? 1025 01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:26,160 Not once. 1026 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:31,155 Not once. You've never been on my side about anything. 1027 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:39,230 Wow. You actually let me believe it was my fault you couldn't love me. 1028 01:18:57,320 --> 01:19:00,760 Pegs, I'm so sorry I left you in the lurch like that. 1029 01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:03,840 Mm. I could have stuck pins in your eyes. 1030 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:07,435 Maybe that tour wasn't meant to be, eh? 1031 01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:15,080 What about you? You got yourself a bloke now, or... 1032 01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:16,559 But I'm happy. 1033 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,720 You? 1034 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:21,880 Yeah. 1035 01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:23,359 Carol... 1036 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:28,394 I don't know, Pegs. I just don't know where I fit in. 1037 01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:34,960 Well, if you want to come back, I have a tour of New Zealand coming up, 1038 01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:37,400 and I'm a girl short. 1039 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:41,359 Come on. They miss you, Carol. You'll still pack them in. 1040 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:50,360 I should go, but it was really good to see you. 1041 01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:51,839 Offer stands. 1042 01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,599 Bye. 1043 01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,920 Alright, guys, come on. Let's lunch. 1044 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,040 Let's do it. Come on. 1045 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:04,640 Having kids is the most wonderful thing you can do, isn't it, Jane? 1046 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:08,120 Yeah, but there are days I could just strangle the precious little darlings. 1047 01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:11,480 Don't let them hassle you about Easter. We don't know what we're doing yet. 1048 01:20:11,480 --> 01:20:15,400 Actually, we were just discussing what's taking you two so long 1049 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:17,240 to make me a grandmother again. 1050 01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:19,600 - There's plenty of time for that. - Bunkum. 1051 01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:21,560 I know there's something going on. 1052 01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:25,000 I see it in Carol's face every time the kids come over. 1053 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,479 It's me. 1054 01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,320 I don't want them. 1055 01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:34,315 You can't wait to have children! You told me so when you met Carol. 1056 01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,360 Yeah, well, I've changed my mind. 1057 01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:41,520 There's more to life than screaming babies and dirty nappies. 1058 01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:43,440 I'm just going to finish up the salads. 1059 01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:46,560 If there's a problem with your plumbing, 1060 01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:50,040 there are so many things they can do nowadays. 1061 01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:51,519 Mum, stop it! 1062 01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,520 Mum, it's none of our business, really. OK? 1063 01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:58,520 - It's not your career, is it, Carol? - No. 1064 01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,840 Not having kids is not about my career, Faye. You don't know the half of it. 1065 01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:03,520 Carol, don't. 1066 01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:05,320 Don't what, Peter? 1067 01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:09,314 I can't have kids because I don't have the plumbing. 1068 01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:13,435 Because I was born a boy. 1069 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,839 PETER: That wasn't fair. 1070 01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:26,920 Every day. 1071 01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:30,120 Every day, do you know what I'm surrounded by? 1072 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:32,640 Mothers. Mothers and their kids. 1073 01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:37,080 My whole life is screaming at me, "You're not a real woman.' 1074 01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:39,600 And you don't know what that feels like. 1075 01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:41,080 You're a real woman to me. 1076 01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:45,080 No, that's who you should be with. That's the thing. 1077 01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:49,920 You should be with a real woman with real ovaries and real bits. 1078 01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:52,360 - I chose you. - It's not enough. 1079 01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:57,200 It's not enough anyway, this whole happy-families routine. 1080 01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:58,920 I can't do it anymore. 1081 01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:00,800 I don't believe that. 1082 01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:02,960 Come on, what did you think was going to happen? 1083 01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:06,920 We'd end up happily ever after? That doesn't happen for girls like me. 1084 01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:10,640 I thought that you'd have the guts to see it through the hard times. 1085 01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:13,840 Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think you do. 1086 01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:17,600 Right. So that's it, you just walk off? 1087 01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,240 That's it? 1088 01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:23,319 Look at me. 1089 01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:26,199 I love you. 1090 01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:29,958 I know you love me too. 1091 01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:42,950 I really want you to go be happy. 1092 01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:55,000 VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Carol. Leave a message. (Beep) 1093 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,160 JANE: Hi, Carol. It's Jane. 1094 01:22:57,160 --> 01:23:00,755 I thought you'd want to know. It's about Peter. 1095 01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:09,160 PRIEST: I christen you in the name of the Father 1096 01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:12,516 and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost. 1097 01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:44,799 Carol. 1098 01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:52,110 Your baby's really beautiful. 1099 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:55,676 She must take after your wife. 1100 01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:07,159 You still wear it. 1101 01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:12,000 This... 1102 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:16,280 this is for your wife and her daughter, 1103 01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:20,319 and I think it's better if they never know about me. 1104 01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,598 It's good to see you. 1105 01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,677 You too. 1106 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:54,080 And now, ladies and gentlemen, after three years touring the world, 1107 01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:58,120 Les Girls is proud to present the return of a truly great star, 1108 01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:03,240 the beautiful the talented, the unforgettable Carlotta. 1109 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:20,960 Ready? 1110 01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:22,440 No sign of Evelyn. 1111 01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:26,513 I didn't bring my chequebook - of course not. 1112 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,798 I am so proud of you. 1113 01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:35,599 Weall are. 1114 01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:40,639 - Go get 'em. - OK. 1115 01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:10,797 (Applause and cheering) 1116 01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:19,279 Hello, darlings! 1117 01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:22,240 Alright, alright. 1118 01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:25,360 Pipe down. We'll be here all bloody night. 1119 01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:28,920 Oh, hello, handsome. You're a good sort, aren't you? 1120 01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:32,040 What's your name, sweetheart? 1121 01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:33,520 It's George. 1122 01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:35,960 How old are you, George, 22? 1123 01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:38,800 Why do I suddenly feel ancient? 1124 01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:42,040 You're only as old as the Adonis you feel, right? 1125 01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:47,640 Auntie Carlotta will take care of the jokes, thank you, Gorgeous George. 1126 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:53,400 I'l tell you what, it's funny what coming home does to you. 1127 01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:59,360 It really makes you think about how and why you got started in the first place. 1128 01:26:59,360 --> 01:27:05,200 For me, I think it's really always been about love and acceptance. 1129 01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:07,360 It's always been about love. 1130 01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:10,440 - We love you, Carlotta. - Oh, thank you, darling. 1131 01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:11,920 I love you too. 1132 01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:17,440 When it's all said and done, the only person whose love really matters 1133 01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:18,919 is mine. 1134 01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:25,156 And if someone else chooses to love you, well, that's a bonus. 1135 01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:56,480 ♪ Sometimes when I feel afraid 1136 01:27:56,480 --> 01:28:02,510 ♪ I think of what a mess I've made of my life 1137 01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:06,920 ♪ Crying over my mistakes 1138 01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:12,598 ♪ Forgetting all the breaks I've had in my life 1139 01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:16,720 ♪ 1'was put on earth to be 1140 01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:19,520 ♪ A part of this great world is me 1141 01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:22,956 ♪ And my life 1142 01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:26,920 1 guess I'll just add up the score 1143 01:28:26,920 --> 01:28:35,640 ♪ And count the things I am grateful for in my life 1144 01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:39,200 ♪ This is my life 1145 01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:44,280 ♪ Today, tomorrow love will come and find me 1146 01:28:44,280 --> 01:28:48,960 ♪ But that's the way that I was born to be 1147 01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:50,439 ♪ This is me 1148 01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:54,637 ♪ This is me 1149 01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:58,920 ♪ This is my life 1150 01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:02,470 ♪ And I don't give a damn for lost emotion 1151 01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:07,435 ♪ I've such a lot of love I've got to give 1152 01:29:08,440 --> 01:29:10,238 ♪ Let me live 1153 01:29:11,240 --> 01:29:14,920 ♪ Let me live 1154 01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:19,357 ♪ This is my life 1155 01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:23,716 ♪ This is my life 1156 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:34,516 I This is my life. ♪ 1157 01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:26,059 Captions by CSI Australia